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(The episode begins with Ribbon outside of her house, leaning against the wall.)
Ribbon: ...I'm bored. I'll listen to some music. (puts headphones on) (starts dancing)
TP Stand: (walks by) (sees Ribbon) HEY! NICE DANCE MOVES, LOSER!
Ribbon: (looks at TP Stand) Huh?
Wheelbarrow: Um... Loser? Ribbon may be eager, but she's NOT dumb.
TP Stand: Whatever. Donut is better than you, anyway.
Donut: (in background) I'm better than you, TP Stand!
Cotton Candy: Oh well. Just don't bully my friends!
Basket: Whatever. Hula Skirt!
Grass Skirt: (Grabs Harpoony and stabs Basket) Don't call me a Hula Skirt!
Basket: Ok. I want you to tip over Toilet Paper Stand.
Grass Skirt: Alright!
Grass Skirt: (runs and tries to do a jump-kick) GGGGGGGGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(TP Stand dodges) (Grass Skirt breaks window) (Ribbon turns around, shocked)
Silky: What just happened?!?
Cotton Candy: Basket told Grass Skirt to tip Toilet Paper Stand over, and He he missed, and he broke a window.
Hamburger: Halt den Mund!
Grass Skirt: You speak... Croatian?
Hamburger: Nein, Grasrock, ich spreche kein Kroatisch, ich spreche Deutsch.
Grass Skirt: You speak Dutch?
Velvety: Ya tired?
Ribbon: Well, yeah... I got worked up over the window.
TP Stand: Says you.
Bamboo: Well, then, you're in luck! Up north of here, there is an island of dreams!
Ribbon: Really? What's it called?!?
Inflaty: It's called Luxury Cay.
Ribbon: Uh... What is it?
Bamboo: (Luxury Cay description)
TP Stand: (Pushes Rubbon out of the way) I want it!
Cotton Candy: How do we get to it?
Hamburger: Gib es mir! JETZT!
Bamboo: You know, we aren't just gonna hand it to you. There will be a competition!
Inflaty: We just need more people to come to Lirula for the contest.
Ribbon: So, do we have to do a test?
TP Stand: Go to school?
Harpoony: Kill each other?
Bamboo: Nope, none of that, just do a series of contests, and whoever's team loses in a contest, voting will be on them, and the person with the most votes is eliminated.
Hamburger: Interessant, aber sterben wir oder werden getötet?
Velvety: Don't worry, you will be recovered.
Wheelbarrow: So, we don't die forever?
Cotton Candy: What's our first contest?
TP Stand: I'm dying to know, already!
Bamboo: First, we will see the votes for IDFB characters.
Inflaty: To the Clearance Column!
(Screen swipes over to the Clearance Column)
Mystic: Okay, let's reveal the votes!